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Personal Qualities and People Skillzzzzzzz

  1. POSITIVE WORK ETHIC: Comes to work everyday on time, is willing to take direction, and is motivated to accomplish the task at hand: Boy Oyster comes to work everyday exctited to help customers and do what is asked of him
  2. INTEGRITY: Abides by workplace policies and laws and demonstrates honesty and reliability: Boy Oyster was once caught stealing money from the cast register, he has no integrety
  3. TEAMWORK: Contributes to the success of the team, assists others, and requests help when needed: Boy Oyster never covers for other coworkers when they cant make it, but always expects others to cover for him #badteamwork
  4. SELF-REPRESENTATION: Dresses appropriately and uses language and manners suitable for the workplace: Boy Oyster often wears inappropriate clothing in the workplace like brotanks and speedos
  5. DIVERSITY AWARENESS: Works well with all customers and coworkers: Boy Oyster likes to call himself the lonewolf because he can't seem to get along with coworkers
  6. CONFLICT RESOLUTION: Negotiates diplomatic solutions to intrepersonal and workplace issues: Boy Oyster has never lost an arguement at work, nobody likes working with him
  7. CREATIVITY AND RESOURCEFULNESS: Contributes new ideas and works with initiative: Boy Oyster likes to think inside the box and do the same work routine everyday

Professional Knowledge and Skillzzzzzzzzzzz

  1. SPEAKING AND LISTENING: Follows directions and communicats effectively with customers and fellow employees: Boy Oyster often zones out when getting directions from his boss, which causes him to have trouble accomplishing tasks
  2. READING AND WRITING: Reads and interprets workplace documents and writes clearly: Boy Oyster can't read so he doesn't read the "employees" must wash hands sign in the bathroom, so he never washes his hands #EWW
  3. CRITICAL THINKING AND PROBLEM SOLVING: Analyzes and resolves problems that arise in completing assigned tasks: Boy Oyster doesn't like to think for himself so he goes to other coworkers for help when a problem arises
  4. HEALTH AND SAFETY: Follows safety guidelines and manages personal health: Boy Oyster never washes his hands when he goes to the bathroom at work
  5. ORGANIZATIONS, SYSTEMS, AND CLIMATES: Identifies "big picture" issues and his or her role in fulfilling the mission of the workplace: Boy Oyster's role in the workplace is to clean the bathroom
  6. LIFELONG LEARNING: Continually acquires new industry-related information and improves professional skillzzzz: Boy Oyster is always learning new ways to clean urnals and scrub bathroom floors
  7. JOB ACQUISITION AND ADVANCEMENT: Prepares to apply for a job and to seek promotion: Boy Oyster is applying to become a busser boy instead of a bathroom janitor
  8. TIME, TASK, AND RESOURCE MANAGEMENT: Organizes and implements a productive plan of work: Boy Oyster cleans the bathroom every ten minutes!
  9. MATHEMATICS: Uses mathematical reasoning to accomplish tasks: Boy Oyster calculates the amount of cleaning supplies he will need for the size of his bathroom
  10. CUSTOMER SERVICE: Identifies and addresses the needs of all customers, providing helpful, courteous, and knowledgeable service: Boy Oyster loves to clean bathrooms and help customers in the bathroom

Technology Knowledge and Skillzzzzzzz

  1. JOB-SPECIFIC TECHNOLOGIES: Selects and safely uses technological resources to accomplish work responsibilities in a productive manner: Boy Oyster refuses to learn how the cash register works, thus he is stuck cleaning bathrooms
  2. INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY: Uses computors, file management techniques, and software/programs effectively: Boy Oyster has created a network with other bathroom attendents where they can all share their techniques digitally
  3. INTERNET USE AND SECURITY: Uses the Internet appropriately for work: Boy Oyster is always searching the web for the latest and greatest cleaning supplies #DEDICATION
  4. TELECOMMUNICATIONS: Selects and uses appropriate devices, services, and applications: Boy Oyster keeps all of our bathrooms up to date with the latest and greatest devices, services, and applications